Liv constantine the last mrs parrish5/28/2023 So, hey, step right up! You just need you to show me that you live in a mansion with servants and cars galore and I will autograph your copy…What’s that you say? You worry that you are too old for me? Think again. I was a convicted felon on bail, but heck, so what if my parents lose the house to the bail bondsman? They shouldn’t complain after all, I left them their baby grandchild to keep them company in their golden years. And by the way, it would be really helpful if you were stupid as all get-out and gullible to the point of idiocy. All you need to show me is that you are a gazillionaire and are willing to throw all your money my way. Hi! (Today) my name is Amber, and I’ve just finished writing my memoir, The First Shot or To Death Do Us Part, and you are welcome to your very own signed copy, and a little hoochie coochie on the side.
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